Worst Planet In History

This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Name one other planet that's like this:

Diseases for everyone.
Every living thing gets a disease. Humans, plants animals, even bacteria get diseases on Earth. Are there diseases on Mars? On Venus? No! Why is Earth so useless?

Bad evolution.
Would proper evolution produce politicians, reality TV participants, coal-fired generating station CEOs or the inventor of two litre polyethylene terephthalate bottles of cream soda? Case closed.

Stuff to burn everywhere.
Coal, oil, forests, California, hats . Everywhere you look there are things to burn when there's a perfectly good burning thing in the sky. What's the point?