Terrible Grasslands

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This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

 

Quick before it's too late
When millions of bison roamed the plains, unaware of their upcoming status as the world's largest migrating coat and tongue inventory, there was a reason for all that grass. There was a cycle going on: bison ate grass which made them poo which made the grass grow. The more grass, the more bison and so on. Now there's only seven - sorry six - bison left, they eat hardly any grass. So we don't really need half a continent of grassland plains. Where I live, there's no space. Just a thousand cars in front of me all the time and nowhere for them to park. Look at all that grassland. Let's make a big parking lot. All the cars could park. I could get where I'm going in no time. Do you think your parking space would be too far away from the Welsh fusion restaurant you're going to? No problem, we've got ride share. Please remember your parking area. "Honey, remember we're parked in Nebraska. Remember, Nebraska."



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