Incompetent Trees

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This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

 

the trees know about the bees
they watch them amused as they play with genetics



how are they still around?

Trees absorb carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen, so we're told. An acre of hardwoods can neutralize the carbon footprint of 18 people. But if that's true why is there CO2 in the atmosphere? Why is the climate changing? Because the trees are incompetent, that's why. They're not doing their job. 

The Amazon rainforest is disappearing and a swath of forests half the size of Britain is cut down every year. And not the quaint half. If trees are so majestic and hard, why do they let their wood get chopped like that?

Because they're dishonest, and have very bad judgement.

Buy this T-Shirt and show "The Trees" you're on to them and won't stand for it any longer.


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