Magical Exhaust

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This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

 

Out of Sight
Let everyone know about the magical qualities of inhaling exhaust. It's therapeutic, psychotropic, atmospheric. All around us and no one notices. But you can help improve our appreciation of this multi-dimensional substance - part gas, part particulate matter, 100% overwhelming. Show that you know.


gone in a puff of smoke

Eventually, September came and I watched as he turned his VW bus into traffic. It was green from another century with a white hot roof and it bubbled away, “bu-bu-bu-bu-bu,” into thin air.

I blinked the grit out of my eyes and stared at my lifeless Passat, its last exhale of clean diesel drifting across that same road now transformed into a six lane time barrier, blistering cars and pixie-dust exhaust teasing me with promises of intoxication.

If I just stepped out and let it engulf me I might materialize in salt-water air, wrapped in a crystal embrace of summer love, with cold ivy drafts and hot family fires just a short drive up the road.




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